To the person broke into my wife’s vechile.

There comes a day when good things happen to good people. There is also the day when bad things happen to people who mess with good people. I understand that you may have needed what was in the vehicle, I understand that you can still Christmas money from a 5 year, I understand that you have issues, I understand times are tough, and I’m not angry, but I do have advice for you

When the day comes when life kicks your ass if you slept with Chuck Norris’s Mom, please remember that good things happen to good people so go fuck off!

Sincerly,
Kevin